Folding

laundry and other perennially thorny issues.

Joel: I’ve always thought I should be one of those people who is opposed to fitted sheets.

What, like, morally and ethically?

Yeah, I just feel like at a party I would side with the flat sheet people.

The flat sheet people? Are they like flat earthers?

No, some people just argue that it’s like more aesthetically pure and more perfect to have a flat sheet and fold it under. At a party I would totally side with the flat sheet people.

If we’re ever at a party and people start arguing over fitted sheets I’m leaving. No, seriously, I’m throwing my drink in the host’s face on the way out and saying your party was shit, people were arguing about sheets. Next time get out Twister or something for fuck sake. Before it comes to this.

He’s folding a fitted sheet. Which is why this has come up. He can’t fold fitted sheets but nor can I. No one can. Who cares?

Fitted sheets are great. They’re easy.

No but I mean like some people say it’s a scam, they’re just trying to get you to accept less fabric, or som…